Grandpa! Would you rather have a...

Look! A DAILY desk calendar to remind you of Owen's insane questions! I seriously thought Fred was going to resort to tossing Owen off a mountain to be relieved of the misery of Owen's relentless "Would you rather..." questions, each more bazaar than the next. Owen of course takes the questions very serious, relishing the opportunity to ponder the pros and cons of "a 30-6 with a 4-16x50 IR green mil-dot sniper scope with red and silver tipped rounds that are armor piercing incendiary tracer M20, and TAC 65 suppressor and has a strong recoil" or would you rather have a "direct energy plasma weapon that shoots superheated hydrogen plasma, emits energy without a projectile, has lasers, electromagnetic radiation, heat ray, particle beam, flamethrower, sonic power with no recoil, and limitless ammunition and uses microwave technology but might evaporate what you are trying to kill so it would be bad for hunting, it would be good for a large area and could create a shock wave?"