Life with Owen

Erik working on the car with Owen:

Erik: sh!t...

Owen: Awww-you cussed!

Erik: it's okay when you are working on the car

Owen: crap, damn, stupid, sh!t, hell...

Erik: OWEN!

Owen: I'm helping you with the car.

Owen madder than a hornet: Can I say the d-a word?

Erik: only if you put Grand Coulee or Hoover in front of it.

Owen without missing a beat: Kelly hit me with a Hoover damn bat and it Hoover damn hurt!